| Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age. |
| Daughter: Hey mum i'm going to my room with my boyfriend.
Mum: Okay don't do anything stupid.
*.Gf & Bf go into bedroom.*
Daughter screams: Baby, baby, baby ohh!
*.Mum runs into her room.*
Mum: What are you doing!?!?!?!?
Daughter: Mum were having sex, get out!
Mum: Oh thank god i thought you were listening to justing bieber. |
| Lost your pen=no pen
No pen=no notes
Nonotes=no study
No study=Fail
Fail=no diploma
No diploma=no work
no work=no money
no money=no food
no food=you get skinny
you get skinny=then you get ugly
Ugly=no love
no love=no marriage
no marriage=no children
no children= alone
alone=depression
depression=sickness
sickness=death
Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die.. :P |
| I know how to solve this Joseph Kony problem.
Two words.
Demba Ba. |
| a black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
like it, if you are AGAINST RACISM |
| Harry: I can talk to snakes
Ron: Yeah well Dumbledore gave me his magic lighter
Harry: I have an invisibility cloak
Ron: I have parents
Harry: I banged your sister
Ron: ...... |
| That awkward moment when you sleep at your friends house and wake up before them, and all u can do is stare round their room for an hour or 2 til they wake up ........ |
| 1) Go to Google Translate &...
2) Type in "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" then...
3) English to Vietnamese
4) Copy & paste the Vietnamese words
5) Vietnamese to English
6) Laugh
7) Like this if you did it right... (: |
| Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude, when I was 10 I had a tamagotchi. |
| J.K. Rowling, I was fine when you said that Harry's parents were dead. Fine, when you killed Sirius. Okay, when you killed Hedwig and Mad-Eye. A little mad when you killed Dumbledore. BUT YOU CROSSED THE LINE BY KILLING DOBBY!!!!!!!!!! |
| Wake up, look at clock: 7:00, .... shut eyes for second .... look at clock: 7:01 ..... shut eyes for second ...... look at clock: 7:58 ..... ****! |
| Night has ended for another day,
Morning has come in a special way,
May you smile like the sunny rays,
Your worries at the blue blue bay.
♥Good Morning♥ |
| P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
- Like this if you still know what is this. |
| Teacher: John, why are you so late ?
John: I was throwing stones into the river.
Teacher:Okaay, well take your seat.
Teacher:Bob, why are you also late ?
Bob: i was also throwing stones into the river.
Teacher: gr, well, sit down.
New Boy walks in ;
Teacher: oh so you're our new student. whats your name? and why are you all wet?
New boy: My name is Stones.
Teacher: oh..
LIKE IF YOU GET IT. |
| "Clean your room, family are coming over." "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom." |
| Mum notices her sons bed has been made without her asking..Mum finds note on boys bed:
Mum im sorry, i have left home. I know im only 15 but my girlfriend is pregante and im going to live with her, you were never supportive and that really hurts me. dont bother looking for me, u wont find me. im sorry it has to be like this, but i dont see any other way.
P.S: MUM IM JOKING, I WAGGED SCHOOL TODAY AND I GOT BUSTED. IM AT AIDIANS. CALL ME WHEN U HAVE CALMED DOWN. xx |
